Aly Report post Posted January 11, 2013 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gift-House-International-GH-OT2008-Gentlemans/dp/B000QS6W0I/ref=pd_luc_sim_03_04_t_lh Group buy anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Report post Posted January 11, 2013 "I suffer from what some people might refer to as a `Chode' (see urban dictionary; but no, my penis does not look like Justin Bieber), but thanks to this product my well kept penis is the talk of the town, and not because its wider than it is long but because of how well maintained it is! They say, `wow, your penis looks really shiny today' and `have you given your pubes highlights?' and finally, `Sir, can you step off the bus and stop exposing yourself to old people and children'. As soon as I get out of jail I will go straight home and give my pubic hair a perm, my penis a wax and hit the town in my ass-less chaps!" 2 Aidan316i and ChalkyGirl reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Report post Posted January 11, 2013 I think I just found out why all those Russians keep crashing. 1 lambdicabi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimp Choker Report post Posted January 11, 2013 Just showed this to half of the lads in the pub. Once finished most have fooked off to the toilet..... Dirty buggers Sent from my Quad Core ZX spectrum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Report post Posted January 11, 2013 Haha! They'll probably be interested in their maxim shoot and their then. Both pretty NSFW. In that first video, watch the girl in the passenger seat at around 5 minutes. She's not impressed by the 'balloon' being shot at her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Will69176 Report post Posted January 11, 2013 Got tattoo for four hours earlier, the feeling now is worse than the worst hangover I ever had Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChalkyGirl Report post Posted January 12, 2013 I love it when I disappear for a couple of days, no other forum is as random as this one! I love it! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee131 Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Work at this hour on a satdy? Fml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChalkyGirl Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Work at this hour on a satdy? Fml You're not alone Lee, I've been here since yesterday afternoon and I finish at 10 tonight, just to make you feel a bit better lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M3NXN Report post Posted January 12, 2013 You're not alone Lee, I've been here since yesterday afternoon and I finish at 10 tonight, just to make you feel a bit better lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... You must have one of the s**ttest rotas known to man! You always seem to be doing silly shifts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee131 Report post Posted January 12, 2013 who cares im home already! 1 Blair reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aidan316i Report post Posted January 12, 2013 who cares im home already! Part timing b*stard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob- Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Still can't see what I'm typing lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jay. Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Been on the grey goose again rob 1 lambdicabi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChalkyGirl Report post Posted January 12, 2013 You must have one of the s**ttest rotas known to man! You always seem to be doing silly shifts I get paid to be asleep, today I got paid to go shopping in town and I got paid to eat Chinese... I love my job weekends are the best cos I get paid to go to the pub, the cinema, restaurants and fun stuff. I'm being paid to go to Spain later in the year too... It's all good Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... 1 Blair reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jay. Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Off to a 60th tonight This should be fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob- Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Been on the grey goose again rob Not til it's on offer again mate, can't be spunking 37 quid on a bottle of voddy! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jay. Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Fook that mate it was more in response to you saying you couldn't see the keyboard lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChalkyGirl Report post Posted January 12, 2013 And I'm now goin home n being paid till 10 I do like being paid for online gaming lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... 1 Blair reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blair Report post Posted January 12, 2013 You get paid for working own the Internet....... What sort of job could that be?????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob- Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Livejasmine? 2 Aidan316i and lambdicabi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimp Choker Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Off to a 60th tonight This should be fun Your bound to pull then mate. Sent from my Quad Core ZX spectrum 2 Aidan316i and Lee131 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChalkyGirl Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Not quite lol oh lookie what I came home to!! My life is now complete!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimp Choker Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Perfect for that interactive porn session Sent from my Quad Core ZX spectrum 2 mjn and Aidan316i reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChalkyGirl Report post Posted January 12, 2013 Perfect for that interactive porn session Sent from my Quad Core ZX spectrum I'll let you know Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk due to the fact that I am a feeble woman and I have a squirrel brain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
