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"I suffer from what some people might refer to as a `Chode' (see urban dictionary; but no, my penis does not look like Justin Bieber), but thanks to this product my well kept penis is the talk of the town, and not because its wider than it is long but because of how well maintained it is! They say, `wow, your penis looks really shiny today' and `have you given your pubes highlights?' and finally, `Sir, can you step off the bus and stop exposing yourself to old people and children'. As soon as I get out of jail I will go straight home and give my pubic hair a perm, my penis a wax and hit the town in my ass-less chaps!"

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I think I just found out why all those Russians keep crashing.

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Just showed this to half of the lads in the pub.

Once finished most have fooked off to the toilet.....

Dirty buggers

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Haha!

They'll probably be interested in their maxim shoot and their

then. Both pretty NSFW.

In that first video, watch the girl in the passenger seat at around 5 minutes. She's not impressed by the 'balloon' being shot at her.

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I love it when I disappear for a couple of days, no other forum is as random as this one! I love it!

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Work at this hour on a satdy? Fml

You're not alone Lee, I've been here since yesterday afternoon and I finish at 10 tonight, just to make you feel a bit better lol

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You're not alone Lee, I've been here since yesterday afternoon and I finish at 10 tonight, just to make you feel a bit better lol

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You must have one of the s**ttest rotas known to man! You always seem to be doing silly shifts

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who cares im home already!

Part timing b*stard!

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You must have one of the s**ttest rotas known to man! You always seem to be doing silly shifts

I get paid to be asleep, today I got paid to go shopping in town and I got paid to eat Chinese... I love my job ;) weekends are the best cos I get paid to go to the pub, the cinema, restaurants and fun stuff. I'm being paid to go to Spain later in the year too... It's all good :)

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Been on the grey goose again rob

Not til it's on offer again mate, can't be spunking 37 quid on a bottle of voddy! lol

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Fook that mate it was more in response to you saying you couldn't see the keyboard lol

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And I'm now goin home n being paid till 10 :) I do like being paid for online gaming lol

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You get paid for working own the Internet....... What sort of job could that be??????????

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Off to a 60th tonight

This should be fun

Your bound to pull then mate.

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Not quite lol oh lookie what I came home to!! My life is now complete!!

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Perfect for that interactive porn session

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I'll let you know

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