Maxtek Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 should have a huge sticker in full vision of the driver saying "Engage brain before releasing handbrake"! That would certainly make garages a lot more money, think of all the cars coming in for brake-work and new tryes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 on VHS .They're the low def cartridge things, right? That's the one! I can remember when if you had a VHS in da house you were proper posh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjn Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 The way MSM is becoming "manoeuvre, signal, mirror" Grrrrrrrrrr Four times in London yesterday, people just tootling along, trying to change into my lane. Which leads me to........just because you indicate does not mean there is automatically space for your car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 The way MSM is becoming "manoeuvre, signal, mirror" Grrrrrrrrrr Four times in London yesterday, people just tootling along, trying to change into my lane. Which leads me to........just because you indicate does not mean there is automatically space for your car! Dude!?!?!? You mean you had someone squeeze-in in front of you and they actually bothered to indicate? I want video evidence of that, please. Up here we get "manoeuvre. Check mirror only when the car you've just cut-up flashes headlights and driver gives you the finger.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjn Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Oh no, they didn't squeeze in, in front of me.......they were parallel with me, trying to change lanes!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjn Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 So need to get a dashcam.......its getting like the Wild West out there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troublesome84 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 A few days ago I started to notice an increasing amount of scratch marks on my roof. Neighbours f*%^&$g flea bag decided that he loves sleeping on the roof of my car. Found him there in the morning and when I tried to get it off, bastard scratched it right into the primer! sive s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3NXN Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Oof I'd be fuming! troublesome84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob- Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Do you like Geordie Shore?: No Why not?: Just dont. Watch an episode on YouTube!: No ta Go on, it's good, bet you like it: FFS ok then. What a load of f**kin s**te. That goes for TOWIE and Made in Chelsea aswell. While we're here, the real housewives of wherever can f**k off too. StuBeeDoo, Ashley1995, lynch86 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3NXN Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Seeing joey essex on another programme once trying to tell the time was enough to put me off seeing what towie was all about. Never seen the others either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob- Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 He's playing for the camera. No way anyone is that stupid. What a role model for young people. M3NXN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerFish Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 What a role model for young people. Like footballers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob- Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 True. At least for the most part they're actually skilled at something though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 I am not a number! One of my all-time heroes! [emoji106] Absolutely classic TV. Been to portmeirion a few times. No mini mokes and no giant white bouncing balls, boooooo The_Judge_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Excuse me old people, but who is the person? I SAID WHO IS THAT PERSON? Maxtek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Excuse me old people, but who is the person? I SAID WHO IS THAT PERSON? Patrick McGoohan, in the role of The Prisoner. Cult TV from the mid-sixties. ..........When TVs were little wooden cubes in the corner of the room with a tiny screen with moving black & white images on and very tinny sound coming out the back. .......And yes, I still remember them well. Edited May 6, 2015 by StuBeeDoo Chimp Choker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Real TV Sam. Real TV. StuBeeDoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 The champions The man from U. N. C. L. E The persuaders Sapphire and steel. All awesome TV from the era StuBeeDoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic, heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Chimp, you forgot Monty Python! Chimp Choker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Was leaving that for you mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Real TV Sam. Real TV. "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed or NUMBERED!! My life is my own....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 You are number 6 mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxtek Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 What's going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 We're getting well OT here. We need someone to come along with a new rant to restore the equilibrium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...