Bass in the Bimmer Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 That's the bird feeder at the bottom of my garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass in the Bimmer Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick s**t... How about yourself?" The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c**t in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Mate, you really need to get a life. One of the mods (Mikey) posted this on one of my threads the other day..... Ultimately we are a car forum Nobody minds a bit craic, but most of your input to the forum has been recycled jokes from years - decades, even - ago. Edited January 18, 2015 by StuBeeDoo B0B and L4nky808 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass in the Bimmer Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I do only post jokes in jokes and I do have very good life!! I also have received over 20+ likes over the last couple of days ? But no problem when I get home I will remove my profile and join somewhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBeeDoo Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 no problem when I get home I will remove my profile and join somewhere else No need! Just join-in with the general stuff a bit more, rather than keep spamming the Jokes section. You must be doing something right if you're getting likes. It's just that most of your input is really old. OK, so maybe some people haven't heard them before, but the one on this thread for example, it started doing the rounds not long after mobile 'phones started to sell in the early nineties. You're obviously bang-up for a laugh, and that's great, but have you got any original material - or at least some stuff that's topical? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass in the Bimmer Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 A forum is a collection of different personalities and I am sure not everyone shares my sense of humour but I am also more than sure quite a few do! I personally also don't find some posts interesting or already have read similar posts on the same subjects elsewhere. But I am one person in a collection of many and it's not my place to speak for the collective or decide if they should be able to read the subject if that's there wish. If i am not interested i simply don't read it. Looking at the likes some of which are from administration are people that like me don't always want to take everything seriously and also like me haven't heard the jokes before and enjoyed reading them. On two occasions a different individual on each thought it there place to be rude and as I said they are there own censors( not mine and not anyone else's ) if I either hijacked another persons post or posted in a different thread any complaints or negativity would be warranted but as my integrity and manners would never make it a consideration to do this I can only see myself falling out with someone who I don't know have never seen and more to the point don't know and have never seen me. So it's probably best when I get home I will be on my way ibrahimx2001 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I don't think the criticism was mentioned to drive you away , and I am sure you will have some valid e46 input for the forum . It's just the jokes were getting a bit to much B0B, Trevor and StuBeeDoo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay. Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Yea mate don't leave, it would just be nice if you had some e46 input as well as the corny jokes, I must admit, some of which have give me a smile The_Judge_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmEagle Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Why not just stick them all in one thread then people can read or ignore. Keeps forum clutter down too. ? StuBeeDoo and Buzz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz 330 Cs Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I do only post jokes in jokes and I do have very good life!! I also have received over 20+ likes over the last couple of days ? It's extremely fortunate for you we don't have a 'dislike'. You'd have a LOT more than 20 of those CharlE46, B0B, StuBeeDoo and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc l Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 They're funny.... Keep them coming ibrahimx2001 and Bass in the Bimmer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA1986 Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I do only post jokes in jokes and I do have very good life!! I also have received over 20+ likes over the last couple of days ? It's extremely fortunate for you we don't have a 'dislike'. You'd have a LOT more than 20 of those haha! Funniest thing on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass in the Bimmer Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly123 Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Bass in the bummer your jokes are rank rotten But I laughed anyway? The_Judge_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laird Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 (edited) Boy goes to fancy dress party just wearing his underwear. When asked what he was he said a premature ejaculation. Ive just come in my pants I heard there's a cure for dyslexia. That's music to my arse. Edited September 12, 2015 by The Laird The_Judge_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass in the Bimmer Posted September 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Jeremy Corbyn has given his first statement following revelations that he had sex with Dianne Abbott. He told reporters - 'Look, I was young, half pissed and couldn't find a pig...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
