Brandnewcombineharvester Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 So this guy dave drinks a lot, and his Mrs told him if he comes home drunk again she'll leave him. So a few weeks passed and he was in the pub with his mate and got very drunk and spilt his beer all down his clean white shirt. And said to his mate "she'll leave me Bob, she'll know I got drunk and I don't know what to do" Bob said "try this, put 10 pounds in your shirt top pocket and say a guy bumped into you in the pub and spilt his drink on you and apologised and gave you the tenner for the dry cleaners" Dave thought this excellent and made his way home half cut. Got indoors and the Mrs was fuming! "DAVE I WARNED YOU, RIGHT THAT'S IT, I'M OFF"! "hold on dear its not like that at all, let me explain, this guy bumped into me and spilt his drink on me and gave me ten pounds for the dry cleaners you see". Mrs said "oh OK, but why is there TWENTY pounds in your back trouser pocket"? Dave said " oh, that's from the other guy who shat in my pants". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
