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Cheers BOB needed one house has been empty since losing other dog. Sent from tapatalk pro now working since update. At last I can quote :-D

Yeah I know what you are saying fella.

Our border terrorist is four years old in January and I don't know what we would do without her.

Here's Maggie and Mrs Bob :)

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Feva. Dog or bitch

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Dog mate. Erindoors said "he's my Xmas present"

"so you don't want anything else?"

"no"

Winner.

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Feva. Dog or bitch

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Dog mate. Erindoors said "he's my Xmas present"

"so you don't want anything else?"

"no"

Winner.

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Don't fall for it. Buy her another present!

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Feva. Dog or bitch

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Dog mate. Erindoors said "he's my Xmas present"

"so you don't want anything else?"

"no"

Winner.

Sent from tapatalk pro now working since update. At last I can quote

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Don't fall for it. Buy her another present!

Gaz I'm not that daft mate, up north when a lass says no she really means yes just ask Jimmy Saville.

Already got some stuff just means I don't need to walk around for hours now.

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Dog mate. Erindoors said "he's my Xmas present""so you don't want anything else?""no"Winner.Sent from tapatalk pro now working since update. At last I can quote:-D

Don't fall for it. Buy her another present!
Gaz I'm not that daft mate, up north when a lass says no she really means yes just ask Jimmy Saville. Already got some stuff just means I don't need to walk around for hours now. Sent from tapatalk pro now working since update. At last I can quote :-D

Come off it mate you will be walking around the town for hours I know I do just don't get her an iron board lol

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Feva. Dog or bitchsent with tapatalk pro that mr feva can't use
Dog mate. Erindoors said "he's my Xmas present""so you don't want anything else?""no"Winner.Sent from tapatalk pro now working since update. At last I can quote:-D

Don't fall for it. Buy her another present!
Gaz I'm not that daft mate, up north when a lass says no she really means yes just ask Jimmy Saville. Already got some stuff just means I don't need to walk around for hours now. Sent from tapatalk pro now working since update. At last I can quote :-D

Come off it mate you will be walking around the town for hours I know I do just don't get her an iron board lol

Think we should get a job lot of e46zone Ironing boards.

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f**king ironing board. Oi ambassador you are spoling her.

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True, even going looking for a card for her this week seen as I'm off.

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This is what mrs chimp got this year. ..

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And an extra hour out of her cupboard so she can wash the dishes on Christmas Day

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This is what mrs chimp got this year. ..

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And an extra hour out of her cupboard so she can wash the dishes on Christmas Day

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Well, its more than i got her!

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This is what mrs chimp got this year. ..

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And an extra hour out of her cupboard so she can wash the dishes on Christmas Day

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Well, its more than i got her!

what did you get chimps lass then ??

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This is what mrs chimp got this year. ..

And an extra hour out of her cupboard so she can wash the dishes on Christmas Day

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Well, its more than i got her!

what did you get chimps lass then ??

Now this answer could go one of two ways.

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This is what mrs chimp got this year. ..

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And an extra hour out of her cupboard so she can wash the dishes on Christmas Day

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Well, its more than i got her!

what did you get chimps lass then ??

Sweet FA, she doesn't deserve anything! :thumbsup::lol:

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I know a lad who's missus has got him a xbox one, and he can't have it toll Xmas.

The words "pussy whipped" spring to mind.

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WTF. wouldn't happen in Hartlepool. ....

No f**ker can afford an xbox one in Hartlepool

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