On the evening in question, Your Honour, I was driving a 325Ci to the shops in order to obtain some Guinness and pork scratchings.
Previous convictions: 1984 Vauxhall Nova 1.2,1986 BMW 520i, 1986 BMW M535i, 1994 Jaguar XJ6 3.2S, 1996 Jaguar Sovereign
