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Straight to the point, when and where is the stag do !! :D

I should have had that phone couriered directly to the site, and used somebody from e36coupe.com to plant it right in the middle of you lot :lol:

Stag do is unconfirmed yet, but we have my man Morgan taking lead, which could be bad. Last time he was best man for our mate Nick, the Stag on the first night, was forced to wear a bondage ball-gag which could only be removed to drink, and the follwing day, at the 'civilised' day-out, was dressed in a smart suit, complemented by 10" dildos gaffer taped to each hand, for the duration of the day. This was at the Grand National. The well-to-do crowd were mortified at the sight. I dread to think what kind of ideas he has planned for mine...

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I should have had that phone couriered directly to the site, and used somebody from e36coupe.com to plant it right in the middle of you lot :lol:

Stag do is unconfirmed yet, but we have my man Morgan taking lead, which could be bad. Last time he was best man for our mate Nick, the Stag on the first night, was forced to wear a bondage ball-gag which could only be removed to drink, and the follwing day, at the 'civilised' day-out, was dressed in a smart suit, complemented by 10" dildos gaffer taped to each hand, for the duration of the day. This was at the Grand National. The well-to-do crowd were mortified at the sight. I dread to think what kind of ideas he has planned for mine...

Oh dear ! Should alway's select your best man carefully ! :lol:

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lots of grown up stuff

I remember you going on about all that driver purist stuff and refusing to compromise on anything that might hinder the ultimate handling performance of your precision engineered automoblie, and I remember saying I was once like you but priorities change as you get older, and you weren't having any of it!

Welcome back - good to hear from you :thumbup:

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Word up Keith !!

Crikey you have been a busy lad, glad all is well for ya Dude ! :thumbsup:

And yeah as Mikey said, we really did miss the MJ "wake up " call .

We had other antics at the last UBMW, Aidan trying to break into Mikeys 32 man Penthouse tent @ 2am being the main source of amusement ! :lol:

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And yeah as Mikey said, we really did miss the MJ "wake up " call .

It was replaced with Tim's very own special wake up call though, BLUUUUURGHHH ! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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lots of exaggeratted stuff for dramtic effect

Lol, wasn't quite as uncompromising as that, but I hear you. ;)

Doesnt mean I'm out of the purist game dude - just taking a sabatical. ;)

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It was replaced with Tim's very own special wake up call though, BLUUUUURGHHH ! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oooh err. Nice!

Good to see you're still around too Daz :thumb:

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It was replaced with Tim's very own special wake up call though, BLUUUUURGHHH ! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

And D1ckys ripper of a fart that shook the whole camp, i swear my tent moved about a foot :lol:

Paarrrrrrrrpppppppppp

Oh Morning ! ...More Tea Vicar :lol:

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Hey Welcome back Keith! Good to see things are on the up and up!

WOW! Thats a lotta money for the wedding! Now just ask yourself this: Love or...

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1743591.htm

or

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2396767.htm

Don't make the mistake I made - car everytime! :P

lol

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Sorry you missed out Kabir, when I was thinking about selling, I messaged a guy who was on the lookout not half expecting it to come to anything, and he came down the next day with asking price - so it all happened very quickly to be honest.

No worries mate, probably did my bank balance a favour.

Good to see you back on here, and congrats with the house & wedding.

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And D1ckys ripper of a fart that shook the whole camp, i swear my tent moved about a foot :lol:

Paarrrrrrrrpppppppppp

Oh Morning ! ...More Tea Vicar :lol:

Aw man that was one epic morning :lol:

Cant wait for the next one

I'll never forget saying to Daz "I'll give you one million quid for that bottle of juice in the boot"

"Yeah mate take it with you, share it with the group"

:lol:

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Aw man that was one epic morning :lol:

Cant wait for the next one

I'll never forget saying to Daz "I'll give you one million quid for that bottle of juice in the boot"

"Yeah mate take it with you, share it with the group"

:lol:

Ha ha ! I had stuff in the boot i forgot was there ! You were on that OJ like a tramp round chips :lol:

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