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should have a huge sticker in full vision of the driver saying "Engage brain before releasing handbrake"!

That would certainly make garages a lot more money, think of all the cars coming in for brake-work and new tryes!

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on VHS

.They're the low def cartridge things, right?

That's the one! :thumbsup: I can remember when if you had a VHS in da house you were proper posh! :wacko:

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The way MSM is becoming "manoeuvre, signal, mirror"

Grrrrrrrrrr

Four times in London yesterday, people just tootling along, trying to change into my lane.

Which leads me to........just because you indicate does not mean there is automatically space for your car!

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The way MSM is becoming "manoeuvre, signal, mirror"

Grrrrrrrrrr

Four times in London yesterday, people just tootling along, trying to change into my lane.

Which leads me to........just because you indicate does not mean there is automatically space for your car!

Dude!?!?!? You mean you had someone squeeze-in in front of you and they actually bothered to indicate? I want video evidence of that, please. Up here we get "manoeuvre. Check mirror only when the car you've just cut-up flashes headlights and driver gives you the finger.".

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Oh no, they didn't squeeze in, in front of me.......they were parallel with me, trying to change lanes!!!!!

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A few days ago I started to notice an increasing amount of scratch marks on my roof. Neighbours f*%^&$g flea bag decided that he loves sleeping on the roof of my car. Found him there in the morning and when I tried to get it off, bastard scratched it right into the primer!

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Seeing joey essex on another programme once trying to tell the time was enough to put me off seeing what towie was all about. Never seen the others either

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Excuse me old people, but who is the person?

I SAID WHO IS THAT PERSON?

Patrick McGoohan, in the role of The Prisoner. Cult TV from the mid-sixties. ..........When TVs were little wooden cubes in the corner of the room with a tiny screen with moving black & white images on and very tinny sound coming out the back. :o

.......And yes, I still remember them well. :wacko:

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All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic, heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel.

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Real TV Sam. Real TV.

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed or NUMBERED!! My life is my own....."

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