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sad to say if the fookin school rules again!!!.....our 9yr old was pushed to the floor by a mate in the classroom...stood up,and in his best spoongebob voice said"do that again mr crabs and ill crush you to death with my skateboard"....his "teacher" heard him and put him on "RED" warning,phoned my wife to inform us of his "unacceptable threatening behavouir" and we will be receiving an official letter

If I said that in my day,the teacher would have sat on me to demonstrate how it would feel to be crushed to death,then shoved me in the chair and told me to get on with it....sad

and this is why kids are the way they are today, absolutely unbelievable

Bet the kid that pushed yours got nothing right ?

My lads off Friday and on Thursday he just told me it's none uniform day. "I have to take £2 in to go in my own clothes though dad" so not do I have to buy his clothes I have to pay for him to wear them.

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Yeah,its an "inset day" on Friday.....our boys have 9 inset days a year,thats 18 days between them..or if you use the education narrative.."that's 18 days important preparation time for teachers"....fine,but its still 18 days lost isn't it.....so why cant I take my boys out of school for the last 5 days of the summer term to go on holiday......boards of governor`s regulary authorise term time hols for teachers....funny that

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sad to say if the fookin school rules again!!!.....our 9yr old was pushed to the floor by a mate in the classroom...stood up,and in his best spoongebob voice said"do that again mr crabs and ill crush you to death with my skateboard"....his "teacher" heard him and put him on "RED" warning,phoned my wife to inform us of his "unacceptable threatening behavouir" and we will be receiving an official letter

If I said that in my day,the teacher would have sat on me to demonstrate how it would feel to be crushed to death,then shoved me in the chair and told me to get on with it....sad

and this is why kids are the way they are today, absolutely unbelievable

Bet the kid that pushed yours got nothing right ?

My lads off Friday and on Thursday he just told me it's none uniform day. "I have to take £2 in to go in my own clothes though dad" so not do I have to buy his clothes I have to pay for him to wear them.

www.bobsbmw.co.uk

Yeah,its an "inset day" on Friday.....our boys have 9 inset days a year,thats 18 days between them..or if you use the education narrative.."that's 18 days important preparation time for teachers"....fine,but its still 18 days lost isn't it.....so why cant I take my boys out of school for the last 5 days of the summer term to go on holiday......boards of governor`s regulary authorise term time hols for teachers....funny that

What gets me with these "teacher training days" what other job do you need training for when you are going to be off for 1 week?

www.bobsbmw.co.uk

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sad to say if the fookin school rules again!!!.....our 9yr old was pushed to the floor by a mate in the classroom...stood up,and in his best spoongebob voice said"do that again mr crabs and ill crush you to death with my skateboard"....his "teacher" heard him and put him on "RED" warning,phoned my wife to inform us of his "unacceptable threatening behavouir" and we will be receiving an official letter

If I said that in my day,the teacher would have sat on me to demonstrate how it would feel to be crushed to death,then shoved me in the chair and told me to get on with it....sad

and this is why kids are the way they are today, absolutely unbelievable

Bet the kid that pushed yours got nothing right ?

My lads off Friday and on Thursday he just told me it's none uniform day. "I have to take £2 in to go in my own clothes though dad" so not do I have to buy his clothes I have to pay for him to wear them.

www.bobsbmw.co.uk

Yeah,its an "inset day" on Friday.....our boys have 9 inset days a year,thats 18 days between them..or if you use the education narrative.."that's 18 days important preparation time for teachers"....fine,but its still 18 days lost isn't it.....so why cant I take my boys out of school for the last 5 days of the summer term to go on holiday......boards of governor`s regulary authorise term time hols for teachers....funny that

What gets me with these "teacher training days" what other job do you need training for when you are going to be off for 1 week?

www.bobsbmw.co.uk

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DJ Mike Read(not frank butcher!!)....so this numpty has done a song for UKIP called UKIP calypso(assuming he knows about the whole bongo bongo land stuff)....so here`s a middle aged white guy putting on a mock carribian accent..(shades of black n white minstal show!!).........so this "david brent" thinks its ok to do that but has a seizure live on air when playing Frankie`s relax.....t**t

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I don't like this thread, its full of people that moan too much about nothing :lol:

Don't be shy, join in! :)

yeah come on si,the water`s lovely :beer:

Ok then, how about 2 broken ribs 2nd game back to rugby after a 2 year break from a back injury. Should have taken up darts instead, lol

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I don't like this thread, its full of people that moan too much about nothing :lol:

Don't be shy, join in! :)

yeah come on si,the water`s lovely :beer:

Ok then, how about 2 broken ribs 2nd game back to rugby after a 2 year break from a back injury. Should have taken up darts instead, lol

OMG... :o....had bruised ribs before and that was bad enough,but 2 broken ribs!!!...toooo much pain :wacko:

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Ok then, how about 2 broken ribs 2nd game back to rugby after a 2 year break from a back injury. Should have taken up darts instead, lol

That's more in the spirit of the thread. :thumbsup: Keep it up! (Sorry about the injuries, though)

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I didn't think this thread would be so interesting or grow this big!

I like it though lol

I agree. Still think we should do poll count on who has the most rants lol.
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Old man next door threatened to "key my car" earlier for not having a road tax disc behind my windscreen. f**king nob. Obviously doesn't realise you no longer need one!

you should print off the article on the dvla web site and plaster it over all his windows ?
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Old man next door threatened to "key my car" earlier for not having a road tax disc behind my windscreen. f**king nob. Obviously doesn't realise you no longer need one!

Politely explain it is not needed and see what he says, anger and violence wont solve anything

I would key his face. Violence solved two world wars remember. ;)

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Old man next door threatened to "key my car" earlier for not having a road tax disc behind my windscreen. f**king nob. Obviously doesn't realise you no longer need one!

Politely explain it is not needed and see what he says, anger and violence wont solve anything

I would key his face. Violence solved two world wars remember. ;)

Tactics and outsmarting the enemy solved the 2 world wars, violence was only useful when supplied by intelligence ;)

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Tailgaters! White 1 series on the M1 yesterday was less than 2 metres from me at 60 mph!

Wouldn't mind if there wasn't 2 other lanes he could have used! t**t!

One day, I'm gonna just drop anchor just to see the look on their face!

This is something which gets on my nerves. When this happens.

There was a thread topic like last year abt. Things which annoy you when you drive. Good read there.

Someone mentioned if you get a tailgater. Use you windscreen washer jets and keep it held on. The spray will go on to the other car behind and annoy them. Like a warning saying. Stop getting too close.

So many times I wanted to tap on the brakes to make them s**t themselves.

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I would never be violent towards an old man - probably why he feels he can get away with swearing at me every time he sees me!

And they say you get grumpy as you get older, don't where they get that from.

www.bobsbmw.co.uk

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I have a rant about the work car park, charges and buses following an all-staff/student email but don't have the time/patience to type it all out right now.

And they say you get grumpy as you get older, don't where they get that from.

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I'm doomed!

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I have a rant about the work car park, charges and buses following an all-staff/student email but don't have the time/patience to type it all out right now.

You'd better find the time/patience, Joe. You can't just give us scraps, we need the full monty!

I'm doomed!

FPMSL! :lol:

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