Jay. Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 wow, thats young mikey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 wow, thats young mikey. You've missed the point. You know me Jay, work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay. Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Ohhh i see- sorry mikey, yeah that doesn't make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrimja Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Just found out my 12 year old daughter has been wearing fake tan on her legs. She said they were a 'bit pale'. Riiiiight. Sounds like there could be a story there Mikey. Or she's just had a bit of a nutty moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I have been crying with laughter for the last half hour though. She's just been crying and gone to bed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay. Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Bless her lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) Honestly, never known something so stupid in my life ! I only cottoned on because she had orange hands ! Edited March 1, 2012 by Mikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz 330 Cs Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 She said they were a 'bit pale'. Pale ? PMSL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Pale ? PMSL ! Daz mate seriously, I have been crying ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz 330 Cs Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Gee whiz I bet man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 watching Live Netball Super-league on SS4 HD very interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay. Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 You got a hard on siff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 already spent mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrimja Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I'd be worried that either someone's been picking on her at school (maybe the cool kids are darker than her or somit) or that you've let her watch one too many episodes of Big Fat Gypsy Wedding with all those fluorescent orange tarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 It's the opposite Scrim. All her mates wear it so she wants to be the same even though she is of carribean decent and they ain't ! I suppose it's hard being a young girl ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 i've got 3 lads, 15, 13, and 1 tomorrow, (don't ask) and the older lads it seemed like a breeze when they were growing up if i had a girl, id have gun turrets, laser activated security and all sorts mate, id be worried sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 My daughter looks a lot older than what she is. We went to a party a few weeks ago and some 18 year old chav was trying his luck with her and she came back to me crying (she's not mature enough for that sort of thing). I was on the verge of ripping his throat out before my missus calmed me down ! I've got another one to deal with in future as well ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 1 less chav its legal i think mate, rip away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Yeah but I'd be in prison and my wife would be driving my ///M. Not a good thought ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz 330 Cs Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Yeah but I'd be in prison and my wife would be driving my ///M. Not a good thought ! Damn yeah .....oh hello kerb rash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan316i Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I suppose it's hard being a young girl ! Yeah, DK's having a tough time, puberty is tough on kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vas Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just got discharged from the hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Bunny Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just got discharged from the hospital Congrats, boy or a girl? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Bunny Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 My daughter looks a lot older than what she is. We went to a party a few weeks ago and some 18 year old chav was trying his luck with her and she came back to me crying (she's not mature enough for that sort of thing). I was on the verge of ripping his throat out before my missus calmed me down ! I've got another one to deal with in future as well ! Mikey you need to start....... OPERATION AIDAN UNDERCOVER: Aidan guessing looks about 15, he will be undercover as your daughters boyfriend ( Everyone laugh ) but in reality he's her body guard and yet fooling all the chavs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blair Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 My daughter looks a lot older than what she is. We went to a party a few weeks ago and some 18 year old chav was trying his luck with her and she came back to me crying (she's not mature enough for that sort of thing). I was on the verge of ripping his throat out before my missus calmed me down ! I've got another one to deal with in future as well ! Said Chav is very lucky! I have no mrs to talk sense to me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
