Jamie330d Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 (edited) This has written by a drunk 3 year old written all over it!http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?sbk=1&nav=SEARCH&itemId=221327531816 Enjoy Edited December 3, 2013 by Jamie330d Gaz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz 330 Cs Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 Oh my word, I really don't know where to start When God dished out brains, that fool thought he said trains, and asked for a slow one Whitebits, Rebel, momo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 'I know £5k thats cheap for the looks of a real deal an u know to ill get that quick sale' Manz chattin sens get me. Im jus swap im me 46 330 an cash im way. Hoos da baller cumin down de street in dat sweet ride? Das me bro. Seen. Whitebits, Dr T, sive s and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcd90 Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 My head hurts now, think he was pissed when writing that raphael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Squibbs Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 That was actually painful trying to read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 what the @&*( is he saying ??? many years ago i used to text in abbreviations etc (not as bad as the advert) and then thought what the hec am i typing like this for,so stopped ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerFish Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 Oh wow. I know not everyone gets English to the same academic level (I think that sentence is technically wrong!), but surely you'd write the words in the order you'd speak them at the very least -he's not even done that! Love the horrid retrim on the seats and the Brembo stickers too. Not sure if he's claiming that 2.0 is good for 260bhp either, I couldn't decipher that bit! . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob- Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 Bet he gets the asking price because of the piss take threads like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosun14 Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 (edited) Crikey! I can t believe what I have just read! Completely b******ises the English language. Brummies going "gangsta"! Edited December 3, 2013 by bosun14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Syxx Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 I gave up half way trying to read it. Cannockwolf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Perfect grammar. So proud for our future heritagesent with tapatalk pro that mr feva can't use Whitebits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjn Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 f**k, what is he on about!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wash Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 I have seen this driving around Birmingham, it's quite slow lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian332isport Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 I blame health and safety. Natural selection would have stopped him at a much earlier age..... B0B, Cannockwolf, mneth1986 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmEagle Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Love it. No service history and on a cat c. What's not to like ? ? Whitebits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B0B Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 I blame health and safety. Natural selection would have stopped him at a much earlier age..... I have been saying something similar for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonlpearce Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) He needs to put his helmet back on and go sit in a padded room. Also what strikes me is he said he just had a kid, what hope has that poor child got with parents like him! Edited December 4, 2013 by simonlpearce Whitebits, raphael and Rebel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aly Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) I find it hard to believe that out of millions of sperms he was the fastest! Edited December 4, 2013 by Aly Whitebits, raphael and Cannockwolf 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimraynn Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 rear colour rs500 So what colour is the front? This is not a focus rs its a rs500 yes only 500 make in uk But didn't you earlier say it was a 2.0? Then a 1.6 diesel? Now an RS500? Make your mind up. not half a job full job only thing is missing is the real engine Missing the real engine? I'd say that's half the job... Or if u give this engine a re map u will get next lever power u will get 220bhp then if like more power from this engine will easy give u more 260bhp wiv a good re map.... So it's a 130bhp engine, that you claim is 170bhp with no remap with nothing to back that statement up... and now you claim you'll get a 100% increase in power from standard by getting a "good remap"? The car is on a cat C but dont tell that put u off So why is it a cat C? Why should I not let it put me off? My car was a cat C and it had buckled panels all down one side, collapsed suspension, broken wheels, burst engine pipes, etc. Why should I not let your car being a cat C put me off? if this car wasnt a cat c the startin prices wood start from £7500 an more I'm sorry, but no. Just no. 55 plate Focus is not worth £7500. £4000 maybe at a push. wen the feul runnin out I drop £30 it go to half a bar thats really good Or means you have a small tank. Just like a diesel £30 putting the fuel gauge has nothing to do with fuel type? I could put £30 diesel in a car with a 50 litre tank, then put £30 petrol in a car with a 50 litre tank, and it'd make no difference. The only slight difference would be the petrol might have MORE as the cost is cheaper therefore more fuel for your money. wen its raining that daytime in go black colour an on a no raining day matt black What? Talk english man. head truner ... Sorry, I love ripping these idiots apart Whitebits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz 330 Cs Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Ah but you're not ripping the fool apart, unless you forward this topic to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das_flo Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 With hundreds of thousands of the UK not being able to speak English properly, this was bound to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimraynn Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Ah but you're not ripping the fool apart, unless you forward this topic to him Tempting Rebel and Daz 330 Cs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Choker Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Ah but you're not ripping the fool apart, unless you forward this topic to him item relisted, however forwarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul20v Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 They walk among us scary in it bruv . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie330d Posted December 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Love the horrid retrim on the seats Those are fake leather eBay £100 specials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
